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(chewing loudly)

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Chip please?

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(crunching)

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Ugh, if this thing can eat,

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does that mean it can also...

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Shit.

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This cannot be right!

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- What's wrong?
- Oh, nothing.

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I'm just, uh, crunching

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some numbers over here

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and if my calculations are correct,

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it is way worse than we ever imagined.

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Sue, I might have to get a job.

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Ew!

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- Blob! Ah, ahh!
- Sorry!

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What... what are you doing, man?

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What are you doing? We discussed this!

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No shitting in front of
each other's girlfriends.

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I thought we were on the same page, buddy.

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Go finish up out the window.

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God!

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Girlfriend?

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Well...

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I... is it? Are we?

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Kevin, I'd love to be your girlfriend.

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Really?

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Mhm!

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All right!

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Hey, why don't we do something fun

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this weekend?

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Yeah, I would love to, Sue,

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but I literally can't
afford to do anything.

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Mm. How much money do you have?

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Ten cents.

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Kevin, that's a penny.

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Oh, damn it!

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I have to redo all this now.

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Wait, I have an idea!

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You are a god damn genius, Sue.

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A real G-D-G. Woohoo!

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All right, you keep your eyes out

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for the boys in blue,

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I'm gonna go grab the cheddar.

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What? No, Kevin, it's a wishing well.

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A... a what?

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A wishing well.

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Take the penny in your hand,

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close your eyes, make a wish,

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throw it in, and your wish

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will come true.

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Okay...

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Okay, now what?

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Now we wait.

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No, not here.

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- Not here?
- It'll happen later.

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Eh.

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(screaming)

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The s'mores on the pizza!

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Nice to meet ya!

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I'm gonna eat-za you!

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Herro?

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Yeah, this is he. What?

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Yeah, I'll be right there.

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S'mores on the pizza!

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Nice to meet ya!

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Thank you for responding semi-promptly,

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Mr. Pacalioglu.

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Yeah, well, you know, to be fair,

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you called me literally right

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as I was sliding a s'mizza in the oven,

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so that's kinda on you.

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As I'm sure you're aware,

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the Dalworf is one of the finest hotels

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in Manhattan.

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Our guests expect

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the highest standards of luxury.

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Any dip in that quality, however small,

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is an absolute travesty!

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And a smear on the good name

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of the Dalworf Hotel!

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It's unacceptable;

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this is the Dalworf for fuck's sake!

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I do apologize;

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we're under a lot of stress at the moment.

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It's okay; no apology necessary.

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The penthouse suite is being haunted.

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It's an absolute nightmare in there,

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and we have a guest arriving in 48 hours.

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I'm willing to give you

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500 dollars right now

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to get rid of this ghost

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before our VIP guest arrives

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at the end of the weekend.

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VIP, huh? Anybody I know?

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I'm not at liberty to say who.

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That would be uncouth.

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Is it Mayor Meyer?

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Trust me, you'll never guess.

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Is it James McAvoy?

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Just get it done.

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Gotcha.

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Herrooo!?

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Herro?

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Fancy hotel ghost?

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Just got a call from the, uh, fancy hotel.

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They said you were up here

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being kind of a dick.

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Hey, dick!

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I'm not sure how you were being a dick.

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This place looks awesome.

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Boo!

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(screaming)

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Oh, my God. Oh, Sue!

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What are you... what are you doing here?

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Well, I was thinking about that vacation,

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and you need money, so I thought

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I'd kill two birds with one stone.

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Okay, so there are ghost birds in here?

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- No!
- Where are they?

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I'm the ghost!

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I'm the one haunting the suite!

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- Oh.
- This way you get paid,

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and we get the suite to ourselves

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the whole weekend.

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Sue, that is stealing.

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Also, it's fucking brilliant.

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(laughing)

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- Yeah!
- Right?

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And, check it out.

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(gasping) Oh my God.

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Is that what I think it is?

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Yes.

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Fancy hotel bathrobe.

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Oh my gosh! Oh, Sue!

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Robes like this are for kings and princes!

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And now I'm one of them.

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Oh, it's like wearing a jacket

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made out of lotion!

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Oh, Sue.

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We are gonna have so much fun!

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Yeah!

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(knocking)

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What's that? Is that the door?

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I'll get it.

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(giggling)

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Hi...

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Uh, oh.

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Hi, can I help you?

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Yes, young man. I believe you can.

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Okay, listen.

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I... I don't know anything

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about Amish culture,

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but if you died on one of your, like,

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Rumsteiner things...

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Holy shit!

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It's Abraham Lincoln!

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- What?
- That's right!

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I must say, I do not appreciate

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you two throwing this in a fountain.

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Yeah. That was her idea.

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I'm a... listen, uh, Your Excellency.

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I would be honored to help you finish

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your unfinished business,

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but can we, you know, like,

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pencil it in on Monday?

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Kevin!

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Will you please excuse us for a moment,

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Mr. President?

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Certainly.

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Just one second.

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Kevin, he's the President

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of the United States.

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He, like, brought the country together,

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and you know, freed the slaves?

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Do you have any idea how hard it would be

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to help Abraham Lincoln solve

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his unfinished business?

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Oh my God,

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you want me to end all racism?

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What? Uh, heavens no.

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You want the complete reunification

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of the north and the south?

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No, no, no. Nothing like that.

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That's a pipe dream, young lady.

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I'd just kinda like to see the end

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of that play.

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Ohh.

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I've loved theater since I was

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but a young boy in Illinois.

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Back then, the fields
of corn were my stage.

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I used to make little actor figurines

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out of twigs and cow shit.

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But alas, being an actor in those days,

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well, it was quite difficult.

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Truth be told, and I always tell it,

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I didn't have the discipline.

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So I decided to become president.

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Oh!

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And then I saved the Union,

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freed the slaves, yada, yada,

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you get it.

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Okay, so your only real regret

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is that you never got to see the end

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of the play where this dude killed you?

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It was the theatrical event of the season!

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I waited months for those tickets.

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And I would have seen the end, too,

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if it wasn't for that motherfucker

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John Wilkes Booth!

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Woah.

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I'm sorry, but he was a dick.

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(knocking)

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- Hang on.
- If that's the bellhop,

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no tip, he's been thirty minutes.

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Here's the script you requested,

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Mr. Pacalioglu,

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though I don't see how it's...

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- Thanks!
- What's that?

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This is the script to your play,

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Our American Cousin.

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You got the script?

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Oh my God!

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Oh my God!

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You guys are gonna love it.

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It's about this oafish American, see,

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who visits his prim and
proper English cousins

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after he inherits their estates.

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It is an absolute riot!

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Ohh, that sounds great.

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Let's get started.

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So, Act 1, Scene 1.

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- An oafish American...
- Ohhh, no, no no.

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This is Our American Cousin!

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One does not just read Our American Cousin!

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It deserves to be performed

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on a real stage, with real actors,

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and not interrupted by gunshots.

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Damn you, John Wilkes Booth!

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Damn you to hell!

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I imagine he's there, right?

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Yeah, I'm sure he is.

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Listen, the whole reason

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I'm in New York is for Broadway,

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so if we're going to do this,

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we're gonna do it right,

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which means we need to find a theater.

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Can it be off-Broadway?

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Sure.

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Uh, hi! Excuse me,

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I would like to rent your theater.

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Now, before you say no,

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let me just explain something to you:

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it's actually a show for ghosts.

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500 bucks.

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Oh!

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Uh, ex-squeeze me?

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This stage has seen it all.

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For 500 bucks, you can beat off

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in every seat in the theater,

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for all I care.

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Uh, one second.

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500 bucks? That's like,

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all the money from the hotel job!

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I don't wanna do that!

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I love these sconces!

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This place has a lot of character.

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Abe, don't touch.

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Kevin, it's Abraham Lincoln.

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People are beating off in there

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and then we got to sit in them and...

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You just had to manage
a theater, didn't you?

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Couldn't have been an engineer

282
00:09:04,973 --> 00:09:07,342
like Dad said, you big, dumb idiot.

283
00:09:07,342 --> 00:09:08,944
Uh, yes. Okay, fine.

284
00:09:08,944 --> 00:09:10,379
We'll take it.

285
00:09:10,379 --> 00:09:12,614
_

286
00:09:12,614 --> 00:09:13,882
Hi, my name is Nicole Schreiber,

287
00:09:13,882 --> 00:09:15,050
and I will be doing a scene

288
00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:16,918
from the motion picture Seven.

289
00:09:16,918 --> 00:09:18,553
Uh, no we actually have material...

290
00:09:18,553 --> 00:09:20,021
- ... for you to read...
- What's in the box?

291
00:09:20,021 --> 00:09:21,857
No, what's in the box?

292
00:09:21,857 --> 00:09:23,592
What's in the freakin' box?

293
00:09:23,592 --> 00:09:27,329
Bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang!

294
00:09:27,329 --> 00:09:28,730
Thank you, next!

295
00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:32,134



296
00:09:32,134 --> 00:09:33,502
(laughing)

297
00:09:33,502 --> 00:09:34,669
- No.
- No?

298
00:09:34,669 --> 00:09:36,471
Okay, fair enough.

299
00:09:36,471 --> 00:09:38,440
I've performed at Chillicothe Rep,

300
00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,674
Spokane Regional,

301
00:09:39,674 --> 00:09:41,109
and Children's Kabuki Theater

302
00:09:41,109 --> 00:09:42,411
of Tallahassee.

303
00:09:42,411 --> 00:09:43,512
And, as you might imagine,

304
00:09:43,512 --> 00:09:45,647
I am offer-only.

305
00:09:45,647 --> 00:09:47,015



306
00:09:47,015 --> 00:09:48,717
Okay, yeah, we're gonna have to pass.

307
00:09:48,717 --> 00:09:50,385
Okay, okay, okay. I'll audition.

308
00:09:50,385 --> 00:09:52,687
Just gimme a second.

309
00:09:52,687 --> 00:09:54,723
Okay, take your time.

310
00:09:54,723 --> 00:09:56,558
Is this a-peeling?

311
00:09:56,558 --> 00:09:57,826
Oh, you know what?

312
00:09:57,826 --> 00:09:59,828
I think it might match one of these.

313
00:09:59,828 --> 00:10:02,631



314
00:10:02,631 --> 00:10:03,732
(in a bad British accent)
He's no cousin of...

315
00:10:03,732 --> 00:10:05,333
Next up!

316
00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:06,067
Next.

317
00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:08,036
Let my people...

318
00:10:08,036 --> 00:10:09,805
Noooo!

319
00:10:09,805 --> 00:10:13,074
(sighs) God damn it, Abraham.

320
00:10:13,074 --> 00:10:16,578
And in the end, the greatest riches

321
00:10:16,578 --> 00:10:19,381
are neither gold nor estate,

322
00:10:19,381 --> 00:10:22,784
but rather the bonds of enduring love

323
00:10:22,784 --> 00:10:26,784
forever forged in that great flame

324
00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:31,460
which we call family.

325
00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:33,995



326
00:10:33,995 --> 00:10:35,697
Like, I mean?

327
00:10:35,697 --> 00:10:37,866
(imitates gunshot)

328
00:10:37,866 --> 00:10:38,900
It's Joey Pants,

329
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,936
he won an Emmy!

330
00:10:40,936 --> 00:10:42,404
Supporting.

331
00:10:42,404 --> 00:10:43,438
Hey, what do you want?

332
00:10:43,438 --> 00:10:44,639
We've seen everybody.

333
00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:45,607
Then find me more!

334
00:10:45,607 --> 00:10:47,042
This play deserves a star.

335
00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:48,777
Uh, like, who do you got in mind?

336
00:10:48,777 --> 00:10:49,845
Matthew Biscotti?

337
00:10:49,845 --> 00:10:52,681
I mean, come on.

338
00:10:52,681 --> 00:10:54,049
Matthew Biscotti?

339
00:10:54,049 --> 00:10:55,350
Of television's

340
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,085
Felonies and Misdemeanors?

341
00:10:57,085 --> 00:10:58,653
- Maybe?
- Yes, by God!

342
00:10:58,653 --> 00:11:00,021
That's exactly who I want.

343
00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:01,690
He's fantastic; he's perfect!

344
00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:02,724
I'll settle for nothing less,

345
00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:05,026
do you hear me? Nothing less!

346
00:11:05,026 --> 00:11:06,695
(chuckling)

347
00:11:06,695 --> 00:11:08,930
Oh no, he's got a Biscotti boner.

348
00:11:08,930 --> 00:11:10,699
(knocking on door)

349
00:11:10,699 --> 00:11:12,400
Matthew?

350
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,735
Matthew Biscotti?

351
00:11:13,735 --> 00:11:15,904
- Are ya in there?
- Fuck off!

352
00:11:15,904 --> 00:11:16,905
Leave me alone.

353
00:11:16,905 --> 00:11:18,640
No. No, no, no, no. Listen!

354
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,808
It's... it's, uh, it's Kevin Pacalioglu.

355
00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:21,009
I need to talk to you.

356
00:11:21,009 --> 00:11:22,744
I was on, uh, I was on the show

357
00:11:22,744 --> 00:11:24,446
with Camomile, so...

358
00:11:24,446 --> 00:11:25,847
Who?

359
00:11:25,847 --> 00:11:27,916
I was the, uh, I was the fat guy

360
00:11:27,916 --> 00:11:29,818
who kept falling down?

361
00:11:30,919 --> 00:11:32,554
Hi.

362
00:11:32,554 --> 00:11:35,056
You.

363
00:11:35,056 --> 00:11:36,892
Do you know where Camomile is?

364
00:11:36,892 --> 00:11:37,926
Why are you naked?

365
00:11:37,926 --> 00:11:39,394
Oh, God.

366
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:42,063
Oh God! She's gone.

367
00:11:42,063 --> 00:11:43,899
I'm all alone.

368
00:11:43,899 --> 00:11:45,367
Yeah, hey, shush, shush!

369
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:46,601
Come on, man! Dry 'em up, dry 'em up!

370
00:11:46,601 --> 00:11:47,769
It's okay.

371
00:11:47,769 --> 00:11:49,471
Everything's gonna... ahh!

372
00:11:49,471 --> 00:11:51,373
Ohh, vomit!

373
00:11:51,373 --> 00:11:52,607
Ohh!

374
00:11:54,678 --> 00:11:57,047



375
00:11:57,047 --> 00:12:01,084
So, uh, what... what happened to Camomile?

376
00:12:01,084 --> 00:12:02,886
You know that, uh,

377
00:12:02,886 --> 00:12:04,855
whole Samantha Cherry story?

378
00:12:04,855 --> 00:12:06,390
The girl that they took out of, uh,

379
00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:07,691
they took out of that bunker last week?

380
00:12:07,691 --> 00:12:09,026
Yeah, I heard about it.
I mean, uh, everybody

381
00:12:09,026 --> 00:12:10,494
knows about it, I... I didn't have anything

382
00:12:10,494 --> 00:12:11,495
to do with it, if that's
what you're saying.

383
00:12:11,495 --> 00:12:12,763
I mean, how could I?

384
00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:13,997
I'm just a fat guy that falls down!

385
00:12:13,997 --> 00:12:14,932
I'm just a fat guy that falls down!

386
00:12:14,932 --> 00:12:17,134
Ask anybody!

387
00:12:17,134 --> 00:12:20,537
Okay, well, anyway, when Cam heard

388
00:12:20,537 --> 00:12:21,939
that Samantha had been found,

389
00:12:21,939 --> 00:12:24,608
I mean, she totally, she freaked out.

390
00:12:24,608 --> 00:12:27,344
Because you know, talking to

391
00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:28,612
Samantha Cherry's ghost

392
00:12:28,612 --> 00:12:29,880
essentially launched her career!

393
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,381
I know.

394
00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:32,482
And, and she started talking about how

395
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:33,684
she's been exposed,

396
00:12:33,684 --> 00:12:34,985
and it's like, it was...

397
00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:36,486
it was done for her as a medium!

398
00:12:36,486 --> 00:12:37,788
It was over!

399
00:12:37,788 --> 00:12:41,788
And then, and then, she, um, vanished?

400
00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:43,961
And uh,

401
00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:46,096
I haven't heard from her for days.

402
00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:48,065
Okay, all right, all right.

403
00:12:48,065 --> 00:12:49,900
Hey hey hey, listen, listen, listen!

404
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,368
Listen, listen.

405
00:12:51,368 --> 00:12:52,703
You need to take your
mind off of this, okay,

406
00:12:52,703 --> 00:12:54,671
and I have just the thing.

407
00:12:54,671 --> 00:12:56,807
Oh, no. I don't know.

408
00:12:56,807 --> 00:12:58,642
If I do any more coke, I
think my head will explode.

409
00:12:58,642 --> 00:13:00,043
No, no. I'm not talking about coke,

410
00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:02,546
I'm talking about the best drug of all.

411
00:13:02,546 --> 00:13:06,617
I'm talking about acting.

412
00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:07,818
Remember that?

413
00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:09,920
Yeah, there's that twinkle.

414
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,989
I'm putting on a show tonight.

415
00:13:11,989 --> 00:13:13,390
It's an old-timey play,

416
00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:14,558
it's over three hours long.

417
00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:15,926
It makes no sense whatsoever.

418
00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:17,928
And you'd only have this
afternoon to prepare.

419
00:13:17,928 --> 00:13:19,096
Basically, it's...

420
00:13:19,096 --> 00:13:20,497
The role of a lifetime!

421
00:13:20,497 --> 00:13:21,898
Yes.

422
00:13:24,434 --> 00:13:26,937
(glass shattering)

423
00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:29,306
- I'll do it.
- Yes!

424
00:13:29,306 --> 00:13:31,408
God, it is exactly how I imagined it.

425
00:13:31,975 --> 00:13:33,477
Woah, woah.

426
00:13:33,477 --> 00:13:34,811
Ay-o.

427
00:13:34,811 --> 00:13:37,781
Matthew Biscotti, the greatest actor alive

428
00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:40,450
is here to save your play.

429
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:41,852
O-M-G!

430
00:13:41,852 --> 00:13:44,655
I am freaking out right now.

431
00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:46,923
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, uh yeah.

432
00:13:46,923 --> 00:13:49,126
I, maybe I failed to mention this is a, uh,

433
00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:50,961
play for ghosts.

434
00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,029
(gulps loudly)

435
00:13:52,029 --> 00:13:53,530
- Fantastic.
- All right.

436
00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:54,898
- Is he drunk?
- Uh, yes.

437
00:13:54,898 --> 00:13:57,367
- Very much so.
- Can he pull this off?

438
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:58,301
I don't know, I guess we're

439
00:13:58,301 --> 00:13:59,536
about to find out, right?

440
00:13:59,536 --> 00:14:00,737
Uh, Mr. Biscotti, would you mind terribly

441
00:14:00,737 --> 00:14:01,872
if we did a little rehearsal?

442
00:14:01,872 --> 00:14:03,674
Um, here's the script.

443
00:14:03,674 --> 00:14:05,042
- I'm ready.
- Okay.

444
00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:07,044
Okay then. Great.

445
00:14:07,044 --> 00:14:08,779
Uh, okay. Uh.

446
00:14:08,779 --> 00:14:12,382
Hold the work, quiet on the set.

447
00:14:12,382 --> 00:14:13,850
(glass shattering)

448
00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:16,086



449
00:14:16,086 --> 00:14:20,123
And... Biscotti.

450
00:14:20,123 --> 00:14:22,693
Y'all...

451
00:14:22,693 --> 00:14:26,763
us Yanks don't know a
crumpet from a castle,

452
00:14:26,763 --> 00:14:30,067
but we do know when a
family needs a fixin'.

453
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:33,470
I don't wanna be in your will.

454
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:35,872
I just wanna be in your hearts.

455
00:14:35,872 --> 00:14:38,375



456
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,576
- Pretty good, right?
- Oh my God.

457
00:14:39,576 --> 00:14:42,979
I mean, pretty good, I gotta say!

458
00:14:42,979 --> 00:14:44,915
He was fantastic.

459
00:14:44,915 --> 00:14:46,650
Almost too good.

460
00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:47,818
A performance like that,

461
00:14:47,818 --> 00:14:49,352
why, it needs a big finish!

462
00:14:49,352 --> 00:14:50,821
I'm afraid what we have
is just not good enough.

463
00:14:50,821 --> 00:14:52,389
What are you talking about?

464
00:14:52,389 --> 00:14:53,323
You haven't even seen the end of the play,

465
00:14:53,323 --> 00:14:54,491
that's the whole point!

466
00:14:54,491 --> 00:14:55,659
Keep getting everything ready,

467
00:14:55,659 --> 00:14:56,960
leave the rest to me.

468
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,495
No, Abe! No, Abe! What does that mean?

469
00:14:58,495 --> 00:14:59,663
Abe!

470
00:14:59,663 --> 00:15:01,398
Wow, that's good acoustics.

471
00:15:01,398 --> 00:15:02,833
Kevin, let's just get
through the play tonight,

472
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,034
and then tomorrow we'll have

473
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:06,002
the suite all to ourselves, okay?

474
00:15:06,002 --> 00:15:07,738
Playbill Theatre Our American Cousin

475
00:15:07,738 --> 00:15:09,039
One Night Only

476
00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:10,741
Programs?

477
00:15:10,741 --> 00:15:13,543



478
00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:14,745
I'm very excited.

479
00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:16,913
I've actually seen the show,

480
00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:17,914
just not the end.

481
00:15:17,914 --> 00:15:19,816
Oh, I see.

482
00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:22,419



483
00:15:22,419 --> 00:15:24,387
Matthew?

484
00:15:24,387 --> 00:15:26,056
You okay there, bud?

485
00:15:26,056 --> 00:15:28,091
You seem a little passed out-y.

486
00:15:28,091 --> 00:15:30,927
Places, places for the top of Act One!

487
00:15:30,927 --> 00:15:33,764
Let's break legs, people!

488
00:15:33,764 --> 00:15:37,567
- Yeah!
- Look alive, god damn it!

489
00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:38,835
(orchestra warming up)

490
00:15:38,835 --> 00:15:40,904
(applause)

491
00:15:40,904 --> 00:15:43,073
(unintelligible discussion)

492
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:47,644
Where is our American cousin?

493
00:15:47,644 --> 00:15:49,079
- Hey, y'all!
- Yes!

494
00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:51,114
Biscotti!

495
00:15:51,114 --> 00:15:52,649
Sorry I was late.

496
00:15:52,649 --> 00:15:54,651
I was just outside parking that big dog.

497
00:15:54,651 --> 00:15:55,685
(spits)

498
00:15:55,685 --> 00:15:57,854
It's not a dog, it's a horse.

499
00:15:57,854 --> 00:15:59,122
(haughty chuckling)

500
00:15:59,122 --> 00:16:01,725
(laughter)

501
00:16:01,725 --> 00:16:04,327
(applause)

502
00:16:04,327 --> 00:16:05,362



503
00:16:05,362 --> 00:16:06,463
How was your trip over

504
00:16:06,463 --> 00:16:07,964
from America, dear cousin?

505
00:16:07,964 --> 00:16:09,366
Oh, look at Lincoln.

506
00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:10,901
He's not even paying attention.

507
00:16:10,901 --> 00:16:12,636
My God, is he quilling?

508
00:16:12,636 --> 00:16:14,771
Honestly, what an asshole!

509
00:16:14,771 --> 00:16:16,406
Oh, dear cousin!

510
00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:18,508
(haughty chuckling)

511
00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:19,609
Y'all sure do have

512
00:16:19,609 --> 00:16:20,944
funny tasting coffee here.

513
00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:22,312
(spits)

514
00:16:22,312 --> 00:16:24,748
That's not coffee, that's tea!

515
00:16:24,748 --> 00:16:27,350
(laughter)

516
00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:31,350



517
00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:33,523
They're really quiet tonight.

518
00:16:33,523 --> 00:16:35,025
I feel like I'm dying out there!

519
00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:36,493
No, no. That's 'cause they're dead.

520
00:16:36,493 --> 00:16:38,795
You're killin' it, trust me.

521
00:16:38,795 --> 00:16:40,831
Yeah.

522
00:16:40,831 --> 00:16:42,799
Woo! Let's bring it home, people!

523
00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:44,568
Shhh. Come on, man.

524
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:45,936
Oh Pac!

525
00:16:45,936 --> 00:16:47,404
Pac.

526
00:16:47,404 --> 00:16:48,705
I loved those last-minute

527
00:16:48,705 --> 00:16:50,340
third act rewrites!

528
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:52,542
- Oh, what?
- Let's do this, people.

529
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:53,643
No, no, no, Biscotti, what, what?

530
00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:55,445
What third act rewrite?

531
00:16:55,445 --> 00:16:57,380



532
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:59,349
Where the hell is Lincoln?

533
00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:02,686



534
00:17:02,686 --> 00:17:04,087
Well, that ain't a biscuit.

535
00:17:04,087 --> 00:17:05,722
That's a cookie!

536
00:17:05,722 --> 00:17:06,957
(haughty chuckling)

537
00:17:06,957 --> 00:17:08,391
(gunshot)

538
00:17:08,391 --> 00:17:10,527
(crowd murmuring)

539
00:17:10,527 --> 00:17:12,128
One hundred and fifty years ago,

540
00:17:12,128 --> 00:17:14,865
I was murdered during this very play.

541
00:17:14,865 --> 00:17:17,434
I thought I had died in vain until today.

542
00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:18,568
What?

543
00:17:18,568 --> 00:17:20,804
For today, I finally realized

544
00:17:20,804 --> 00:17:23,940
that my death was not about the war,

545
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:26,509
the Union, or even Emancipation.

546
00:17:26,509 --> 00:17:29,646
No, it was so that I could bring you

547
00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:33,917
the ultimate theatrical experience!

548
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,585
(thunder sound effect)

549
00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:39,585



550
00:17:45,328 --> 00:17:48,098
Welcome to...

551
00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:51,968
Lincoln, for one night only.

552
00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:55,968

 I'm Lincoln 


553
00:17:58,008 --> 00:18:01,011

 And I'm thinkin' 


554
00:18:01,011 --> 00:18:03,980

 that the slaves should be free 


555
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:05,782

 I'm Lincoln, 


556
00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:08,685

 and I'm thinkin' 


557
00:18:08,685 --> 00:18:11,788

 That I should be 


558
00:18:11,788 --> 00:18:15,788

 me-ee 


559
00:18:16,993 --> 00:18:19,062
(applause)

560
00:18:19,062 --> 00:18:21,665
(cheering)

561
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:27,533



562
00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:34,411
Growing up in a log cabin was tough.

563
00:18:34,411 --> 00:18:35,478
In fact, the only thing worse

564
00:18:35,478 --> 00:18:37,047
than winters in Illinois

565
00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:39,382
was my mom's tomato soup!

566
00:18:39,382 --> 00:18:40,483
Blah!

567
00:18:40,483 --> 00:18:42,485
(laughter)

568
00:18:42,485 --> 00:18:46,589



569
00:18:46,589 --> 00:18:48,959
I love you, Abraham.

570
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:51,995
And I promise I'll never be crazy.

571
00:18:51,995 --> 00:18:53,897
That's my wife, Mary Todd,

572
00:18:53,897 --> 00:18:55,765
and boy, was she wrong!

573
00:18:55,765 --> 00:18:58,601
(laughter)

574
00:18:58,601 --> 00:18:59,936
But seriously, though, she was

575
00:18:59,936 --> 00:19:02,872
clinically diagnosed with schizophrenia.

576
00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:06,872



577
00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:11,548
And, Mr. Lincoln?

578
00:19:11,548 --> 00:19:14,617
Thank you for freeing us.

579
00:19:14,617 --> 00:19:16,086
Word.

580
00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:18,521
(cheering, applause)

581
00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:21,091
(Lincoln chuckling)

582
00:19:21,091 --> 00:19:22,459
(cell phone vibrating)

583
00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:24,694
Shit.

584
00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:25,662
Hello?

585
00:19:25,662 --> 00:19:27,530
- Mr. Pacalioglu?
- Yeah.

586
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:28,665
Just wanted to say "Thank you"

587
00:19:28,665 --> 00:19:29,866
on a job well done.

588
00:19:29,866 --> 00:19:31,701
What? What are you talking about?

589
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:34,537
Mr. McAvoy arrived a day early,

590
00:19:34,537 --> 00:19:36,006
but we haven't had any hauntings

591
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:37,841
all day, sir. Splendid work.

592
00:19:37,841 --> 00:19:39,042
Thank you for your services,

593
00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:40,543
no need to return to the hotel.

594
00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:41,511
- No no no no!
- Goodbye!

595
00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:44,414
No no no! Oh no!

596
00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:46,416
(applause, cheering)

597
00:19:47,984 --> 00:19:49,486
Oh!

598
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,555
- You!
- You!

599
00:19:52,555 --> 00:19:55,058
- We did it, huh?
- We did what?

600
00:19:55,058 --> 00:19:57,861
We failed, you big, dumb top-hatted idiot!

601
00:19:57,861 --> 00:19:58,928
I lost everything!

602
00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:00,930
I lost my money, I lost my robe,

603
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:03,600
I lost my suite all thanks to you!

604
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,001
This was supposed to be a staycation.

605
00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:07,670
Instead it's turned into a...

606
00:20:07,670 --> 00:20:09,639
whatever the opposite of a staycation is.

607
00:20:09,639 --> 00:20:11,041
- A job?
- Shut up.

608
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,976
You shut your talkin' hole, all right?

609
00:20:12,976 --> 00:20:14,444
And... and you know what else?

610
00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:15,445
Do you wanna know what the icing is

611
00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:16,679
on this poo-pie?

612
00:20:16,679 --> 00:20:17,947
You were too selfish to even finish

613
00:20:17,947 --> 00:20:20,050
your own business, you big dumb jerk!

614
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:21,951
Why don't you just go and grow a mustache,

615
00:20:21,951 --> 00:20:22,819
you piece of...

616
00:20:22,819 --> 00:20:23,887
- Pac!
- What?

617
00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:25,422
I did finish my business.

618
00:20:25,422 --> 00:20:26,656
No you didn't, Abe.

619
00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:27,824
You didn't see the end of the play!

620
00:20:27,824 --> 00:20:28,992
Do you hear them?

621
00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:30,560
They love me!

622
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,828
Pac, a true theater geek

623
00:20:31,828 --> 00:20:33,096
doesn't wanna just see theater,

624
00:20:33,096 --> 00:20:34,764
he wants to live it!

625
00:20:34,764 --> 00:20:36,733
That's all I ever wanted, was to perform!

626
00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:38,435
On a stage, in front of an audience.

627
00:20:38,435 --> 00:20:40,403
Why do you think I was such a great orator?

628
00:20:40,403 --> 00:20:41,704
"Four score and seven years ago"?

629
00:20:41,704 --> 00:20:43,106
That shit killed, buddy.

630
00:20:43,106 --> 00:20:44,541
- Well, that's true.
- I just wish back then

631
00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:46,576
I'd had a mic to drop.

632
00:20:46,576 --> 00:20:47,677
Yeah, okay.

633
00:20:47,677 --> 00:20:48,845
Thank you, Kevin.

634
00:20:48,845 --> 00:20:50,346
For everything.

635
00:20:50,346 --> 00:20:51,714
And hey...

636
00:20:51,714 --> 00:20:53,817



637
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,052
I hope your wish comes true, too.

638
00:20:56,052 --> 00:21:00,052



639
00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:03,526
Crazy show, right?

640
00:21:03,526 --> 00:21:04,794
Yeah.

641
00:21:04,794 --> 00:21:06,963
Oh, uh...

642
00:21:06,963 --> 00:21:08,932
Sue, I just got off the
phone with the hotel.

643
00:21:08,932 --> 00:21:10,567
I lost the suite!

644
00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:12,469
And completely ruined our staycation!

645
00:21:12,469 --> 00:21:14,871
No! Who said it was ruined?

646
00:21:14,871 --> 00:21:17,640
We got to put on a play
for a former President,

647
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,809
I got to be stage manager.

648
00:21:19,809 --> 00:21:21,077
And most importantly,

649
00:21:21,077 --> 00:21:23,012
I got to spend time with you.

650
00:21:23,012 --> 00:21:25,115
It was the perfect staycation.

651
00:21:25,115 --> 00:21:27,016
That's exactly what I wished for.

652
00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:30,086
See? That fountain shit works.

653
00:21:36,124 --> 00:21:40,124



654
00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:45,200
(gasps)

655
00:21:48,504 --> 00:21:52,504
Where the hell am I?!

656
00:21:55,144 --> 00:21:56,345



657
00:21:56,345 --> 00:22:02,047

 I'm Lincoln

658
00:22:02,051 --> 00:22:05,054
And I'm thinkin' 


659
00:22:05,054 --> 00:22:07,957

 that the slaves should be free 


660
00:22:07,957 --> 00:22:10,059

 I'm Lincoln, 


661
00:22:10,059 --> 00:22:12,428

 and I'm thinkin' 


662
00:22:12,428 --> 00:22:15,698

 That I should be 


663
00:22:15,698 --> 00:22:19,698

 me-ee 


664
00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:25,407
(coughs after holding note)

665
00:22:25,407 --> 00:22:26,909
How long am I supposed to hold this?

666
00:22:26,909 --> 00:22:29,111

 ... eeee 


667
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